Ageless Advice on Winning the Attention of Women

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" rowspan="2" width=200 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="006dba33.gif"> <bR> <div> <A HREF="id108.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Mumblijah"><U>Mumblijah</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id107.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Save the Life of My Child"><U>"Save the Life of My Child"</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id102.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Observing Jonathan"><U>Observing Jonathan</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id96.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Just Think of Someone You Hate"><U>"Just Think of Someone You Hate"</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id42.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Scream from Try Seventeen"><U>Scream from Try Seventeen</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id82.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Ash Wednesday Flashback"><U>Ash Wednesday Flashback</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id48.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Ash Wednesday : Son"><U>Ash Wednesday : Son</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id64.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Casey Connor: Action Hero"><U>Casey Connor: Action Hero</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id45.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Foot Chase from Chain of Fools"><U>Foot Chase from Chain of Fools</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id39.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Going Back for Sarah"><U>Going Back for Sarah</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id36.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="OutofTouch Football"><U>Out-of-Touch Football</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id41.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Mikeys Delight"><U>Mikey's Delight</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id44.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="A Complex Dodger?"><U>A Complex Dodger?</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id73.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="A Little Stu"><U>A Little Stu</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id47.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Huck Finn Fishing Scene"><U>Huck Finn Fishing Scene</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id46.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Onetake Scene from Huck Finn"><U>"One-take Scene" from Huck Finn</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id37.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Three Angles of Grief"><U>Three Angles of Grief</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id40.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="A Face Even a Dead Guy Could Love"><U>A Face Even a Dead Guy Could Love</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id86.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Elwoodian Acting Age 8"><U>Elwoodian Acting - Age 8</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id61.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="DayO on Duty"><U>Day-O on Duty</U></A></div> <div> <A HREF="id43.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Pure Joy from Avalon"><U>Pure Joy from Avalon</U></A></div> <div> <B><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="Symb075c00b700f000000000.png" HEIGHT="16" WIDTH="24" ALIGN="bottom" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0">Ageless Advice on Winning the Attention of Women</B></div> <bR> </td> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=110 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="006dba33.gif"> <bR> <div> <A HREF="http://www.frodolivesin.us" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.frodolivesin.us"><U><IMG SRC="021ef530.jpg" border=0 width="239" height="83" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A>  |    <A HREF="http://www.frodolivesin.us" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.frodolivesin.us"><U> </U></A><A HREF="http://www.frodolivesin.us" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.frodolivesin.us"><U>home</U></A></div> <div> back to  <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="NonLotR Movies"><U><B>Non-LotR Movies</B></U></A><B> </B></div> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" height=370 colspan=2 BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="006dba33.gif"> <div>   </div> <div>  <A NAME="attentioon_of_women_top"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="1" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="1" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" ></A></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <B>Ageless Advice on Winning </B></div> <div> <B>the Attention of Women</B></div> <div> <B>(Since "Attention from women is never, ever a bad thing.")</B></div> <div> <TABLE BORDER="2" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="0" WIDTH="526" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#0000BF" BORDERCOLORDARK="#0000BF" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ROWS" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 HEIGHT= 146 WIDTH="256"><div> Have an interesting story to tell over dinner--but preferably <I>not </I>involving the death of the main course.</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id6.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id6.htm"><U><IMG SRC="1ccfa8c0.jpg" border=0 width="250" height="140" ALT="Michael from Avalon at Thanksgiving dinner with cousin" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 HEIGHT= 173 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id15.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id15.htm"><U><IMG SRC="1cefba70.jpg" border=0 width="251" height="167" ALT="Nat displaying scab in the library" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 WIDTH="256"><div> Be conscientious about your personal hygiene.</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 HEIGHT= 177 WIDTH="256"><div> Think twice before taking the advice of someone who's been away from the dating scene for awhile.</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id15.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id15.htm"><U><IMG SRC="1d0fba70.jpg" border=0 width="251" height="167" ALT="Nat in tree, singing" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 HEIGHT= 142 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id17.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id17.htm"><U><IMG SRC="1c4f9880.jpg" border=0 width="249" height="136" ALT="Huck between two doting women" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 WIDTH="256"><div> Take advantage of unexpected opportunities to meet new people.</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 HEIGHT= 202 WIDTH="256"><div> Remember that chivalrousness is never out of style. </div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id17.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id17.htm"><U><IMG SRC="1d2fac00.jpg" border=0 width="250" height="192" ALT="Huck being hugged at end of movie" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 HEIGHT= 147 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id18.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id18.htm"><U><IMG SRC="1d4f9890.jpg" border=0 width="249" height="137" ALT="Mikey Carver taking gum from his mouth before kissing Wendy" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 WIDTH="256"><div> Don't kiss with your mouth full. </div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 HEIGHT= 148 ><NOBR><div> Avoid discussing politics.</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id18.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id18.htm"><U><IMG SRC="1d6fb8a0.jpg" border=0 width="251" height="138" ALT="Mikey Carver looking at Wendy, who is wearing Nixon mask" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 HEIGHT= 105 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id11.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id11.htm"><U><IMG SRC="1c7f95f0.jpg" border=0 width="249" height="95" ALT="Leo proposing to Sarah" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 WIDTH="256"><div> Be able to say, <I>"</I>Marry me, or <I>die!"</I> (Without, you know, being <I>nasty </I>about it.)</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 HEIGHT= 220 WIDTH="256"><div> Listen to the evaluations of observant friends. </div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id8.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id8.htm"><U><IMG SRC="1de04d20.jpg" border=0 width="260" height="210" ALT=""Great ass" comment from Bumblebee" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 HEIGHT= 173 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id13.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id13.htm"><U><IMG SRC="1d8fba30.jpg" border=0 width="251" height="163" ALT="Nose to nose with head cheerleader at end of The Faculty" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 WIDTH="256"><div> Saving the world is a definite turn-on. </div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 HEIGHT= 116 WIDTH="256"><div> If you can't avoid looking goofy, go all out so it seems like a joke.</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id19.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id19.htm"><U><IMG SRC="1c9fa6a0.jpg" border=0 width="250" height="106" ALT="Frodo dancing at The Party" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 HEIGHT= 133 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id19.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id19.htm"><U><IMG SRC="1daf97b0.jpg" border=0 width="249" height="123" ALT="Frodo offering the Ring to Galadriel" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 WIDTH="256"><div> Surprise her with that special gift you know she's always wanted. </div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 HEIGHT= 164 WIDTH="256"><div> Let her know she's the only One.</div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id20.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id20.htm"><U><IMG SRC="1dcfa9a0.jpg" border=0 width="250" height="154" ALT="Frodo petting the Ring in TTT" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 HEIGHT= 142 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id21.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id21.htm"><U><IMG SRC="1ca03840.jpg" border=0 width="259" height="132" ALT="Frodo looking behind him to see Shelob for the first time" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 WIDTH="256"><div> Just be your sweet little self, and she's sure to admire your taste. </div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 HEIGHT= 177 WIDTH="256"><div> Drop in unexpectedly, just to see her. </div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id5.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id5.htm"><U><IMG SRC="1c6fba70.jpg" border=0 width="251" height="167" ALT="Sean in back of van with his wife in Ash Wednesday" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 HEIGHT= 169 ><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id32.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id32.htm"><U><IMG SRC="1e0fc9f0.jpg" border=0 width="252" height="159" ALT="Jones about to get pepper sprayed" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 WIDTH="256"><div> Follow her home with a friendly smile. </div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0 HEIGHT= 209 WIDTH="256"><div> Remember that chivalry is never out of style. </div> </tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP BGCOLOR=#A6CAF0><NOBR><div> <A HREF="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id32.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.frodolivesin.us/ejw/id32.htm"><U><IMG SRC="1c2fac70.jpg" border=0 width="250" height="199" ALT="Elijah carrying Franka (well, you know who I mean) up the stairs" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></U></A></div> </NOBR></tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <div> <B>(Stumped on any of the movies? Click on the screencap to find it.)</B></div> <bR> <div> <A HREF="#attentioon_of_women_top" TITLE="Ageless Advice on Winning the Attention "><U><B><IMG SRC="1647d3c0.jpg" border=0 width="125" height="60" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></B></U></A></div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>