Ageless Advice on Winning
the Attention of Women
(Since "Attention from women is never, ever a bad thing.")
Have an interesting story to tell over dinner--but preferably not involving the death of the main course.
Michael from Avalon at Thanksgiving dinner with cousin
Nat displaying scab in the library
Be conscientious about your personal hygiene.
Think twice before taking the advice of someone who's been away from the dating scene for awhile.
Nat in tree, singing
Huck between two doting women
Take advantage of unexpected opportunities to meet new people.
Remember that chivalrousness is never out of style.
Huck being hugged at end of movie
Mikey Carver taking gum from his mouth before kissing Wendy
Don't kiss with your mouth full.
Avoid discussing politics.
Mikey Carver looking at Wendy, who is wearing Nixon mask
Leo proposing to Sarah
Be able to say, "Marry me, or die!" (Without, you know, being nasty about it.)
Listen to the evaluations of observant friends.
Nose to nose with head cheerleader at end of The Faculty
Saving the world is a definite turn-on.
If you can't avoid looking goofy, go all out so it seems like a joke.
Frodo dancing at The Party
Frodo offering the Ring to Galadriel
Surprise her with that special gift you know she's always wanted.
Let her know she's the only One.
Frodo petting the Ring in TTT
Frodo looking behind him to see Shelob for the first time
Just be your sweet little self, and she's sure to admire your taste.
Drop in unexpectedly, just to see her.
Sean in back of van with his wife in Ash Wednesday
Jones about to get pepper sprayed
Follow her home with a friendly smile.
Remember that chivalry is never out of style.
Elijah carrying Franka (well, you know who I mean) up the stairs
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